February 2012
34 posts
“LIAM NEESON’S COCK IS SO BIG… five young pilots must combine their Lion robots...”
– — Voltron (via thekapn)
Voltron said it? Considering I know no other quotes from him these must be very auspicious words indeed. Let me get out my reading glasses. Hmm, yes… Oh! OH!!! That’s horrible! I shall have the constabulary upon you at once! Help! Will no one help a poor old lady...
VOLTRON!!!!!
disasterheartgeek:
the movie is being written right now!!! its gonna be a live action movie! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Calm yourself, Iago. This is not a new development. There have been scripts before now; there will likely be many more. Mine will be the final one.
Voltaire famously drank between 50 and 72 cups of...
The myth that the Statue of Liberty’s face is patterned after Pierre Eiffel’s mother is to hide that the French entombed Voltaire-cum-Voltron in it like an Egyptian pharaoh. When we need him most, he will awake like at the end of Ghostbusters II.
Project L.I.K.E →
whitebasestowaway:
Lance
Is (so much better than)
Kieth
Everyone!
ALL RIGHT SHUT UP ALREADY GAHD LIKE ARE WE GUNNA PLAY “MYSTERY DATE” AND TELL SECRETS THAT LEAD TO OUR FIRST LESBIAN EXPERIMENTATION OR AREN’T WE JEEZ
Edit: Oh shit I went to their site that made my eyes want to bleed and they’re a crazy person about Lance these may be my final words what was that...
Throwaway Material
joelbarbercomedy:
Now that Voltron is being used to sell MetLife Insurance in Super Bowl ads, I count the days until Optimus Prime is used to sell tampons during the WNBA finals.
And this is the slippery slope of which I try to warn you people. WATCH THE SKIES (they’re more interesting than TV)!
"The Transformers and Voltron are the same...
My girlfriend and I were watching TV and a commercial came on that featured a lot of cartoon characters, mainly the classic ones like Battlecat and GI Joe for instance. At one point it showed Voltron, one of my favorite cartoons from when I was a kid. This is how the convo went, well not word for word but you get the picture.
GF: Look! A Transformer!
ME: Actually thats Voltron.
GF: Ehh, its the same thing.
ME: No, The Transformers are robots who transform into vehicle and some other items. The other are 5 independent robot lions that join together to create Voltron.
GF: Well, the Transformers have the constructacons who join up to create Devastator.
ME: Thats not the same thing.
GF: Yes it is.
That was pretty much the end of the conversation. LOL
“Most people desire… need and strive to be part of something bigger than...”
– Chuck, on the topic of Voltron (via chuckhistory)
I don’t know who Chuck is, but he seems to be almost as wise as “Bob.”
