Fuck Yeah, Voltron!!!!!

dusty-yay:

So I was on Arus, the home planet of Voltron and the Voltron Force — which apparently I was the new sixth member of (LOL GARY STU LOLOL)

I’d become the Voltron Force’s Business Manager so I was in charge of balancing the books and managing supplies as well as piloting a sixth Gray Lion in…

I gather I would need to be a far bigger anime otaku to understand what the hell is going on in this. Whatever happened to good old-fashioned wet dreams, I ask you?

hyperflamingo43:

Seriously, I couldn’t make this up. These are EPISODES of an ANIME meant for CHILDREN. Weird ass people making this stuff.

1.12: “Bad Birthday Party” (aka, every year…)

1.15: “Give Me Your Princess” (give me your witch!)

2.2: “My Brother is a Robeast” (mine, too.)

2.6: “It’ll Be A Cold…

I remember “My Brother is a Robeast,” but I’m not sure I ever knew the names of any other particular episodes. I always prefer children’s entertainment sneak some jokes in for the parents that the kids are unlikely to get. Classic Looney Toons and Sesame Street did it all the time; when they stop, it means they’ve reached creative heatdeath.

afragmentcastadrift:

…I feel the need to make a correction. Or rather, to correct you. And not in that kinky school marm way with a ruler (so don’t get your hopes up, or your pants off).

The “Science Ninja Team” is not Voltron. It is Science Ninja Team Gatchaman. Otherwise known as that hip team from Battle of the…

If anyone at this late date doesn’t know or can’t tell the difference between the two, no amount of pedantic explanation is going to push them over. That said, Hunk needs to be nearly as much a lardass as is Tiny.

afragmentcastadrift:

There are several showcased in the article, but I wanted to share my favorite:

T-shirt me NOW.