Fuck Yeah, Voltron!!!!!: Archive

lizzwestman:

I was making an allegory of my inner nerd being comprised of various factions… essentially a Voltron of knowledge… and to ensure I had the correct lion as the leader, I stumbled upon this:

“Voltron featured a team of five young pilots commanding five robot lions which could be…

I want to see this breakdown of your knowledge when you’re done; I think it would be a useful model for my own strengths.

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Destroyer Of The Universe!

serivs-blac:

here i come destroyer of the universe
I’ve come to spit a mechanically devised written verse
to show you mother fuckers how i demolish
everywhere i go i leave in ruins impoverish
nobody in this business gonna take me down
im too important fuckers now Serivs is a proper noun
I’m out to defeat fools who’s whack in the game
step back before i smack and light these bitches put em in flames
i keep it so G it’s embroidered in my brain
taking trips to outer space while I’m sipping champagne
i keep and maintain bitches on the regular
I’m headhunting these questioners like a predator
i make the temperature die because my flow is too fire
killin mc’s in their own cipher bitch retire
you’re too old talking bout shit that was cool in the past
just sit the fuck down and listen while i take you too class
toke up bitch get lazy and fuckin relax
accept the fact that i killed that fuckin faggot Max
I’m on this white horse riding with laughter
shooting down Lucy in the neck I’m changing the rapture
you know I’m too powerful I’m the destroyer
of the universe run em over with a steamroller
invader invading like my name is Zim
but more grim chopping up your limbs in the high school gym
give me the crown step down who ever think they the best
i’ll compress your fuckin organs Gallic Gun through your chest

Homey, you rap as badly as everyone thinks a white kid will, your production is wack, and if you EVER use that homophobic shit in affiliation with The Defender again, I will come to your man-whorehouse & knock the dick out of your mouth, he-bitch.

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That voltron/go lion 4-koma is from the SRW 4-komas.

This was sent to me by tkrx. Then I had to go Google what a “4-koma” is. I still have no idea what SRW stands for. I DO NOT KNOW YOUR ACRONYMS, OTAKU!

Nov 14, 2011

miumiuchuu:

So as a conclusion to my random bitching from the previous post…

IT’S FUCKING CHEESY.

It’s so cheesy, tangy cheesy, it consists not just plain old cheddar but mixed with parmesan and mozzarella on top. It’s laughable, it’s cliched, it’s just… Cheesy.

It’s that bad it’s actually pretty good.

Dear lady, you are HIGH. This is the difference: classic Voltron: Defender of the Universe is NOT a great cartoon. But it was 1984, the original Beast King GoLion was made in 1980, TV animation was only so-so then, there were plot elements butchered & mangled from the Japanese, and the voice actors had scripts that made no sense. Voltron Force is built from the ground up in 2011, writing, animating and acting all; with everything that’s advanced in production of cartoons in the past 27 years, there is NO excuse for this pennyante level of amateurish product. And if this is what World Events Productions thinks is good enough for their flagship show, a hostile takeover is in order before they bungle their one shot for a live-action movie franchise. End of story.

If one were to sneak up to the 1:35 mark, you’d see our Defender hedging his bets that Voltron Force doesn’t have much of a shelf-life. I’ve passed Yotel and it looks kind of like a 1990’s concept of the future. That said, I wouldn’t mind staying there, that is, if I didn’t already have a home in NYC.

So I really did marry Voltron

katayazerimar: